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LessLoss Blackbody Improves Stereo Sound With Slippery Snake Oil Science [Audio]

Step right up and marvel at the latest innovation in audio technology. The LessLoss Blackbody...box...thingy claims to improve stereo sound simply by being placed next to your gear. How does it work? I haven't the slightest idea.

The Blackbody is a high-tech audio accessory which greatly enhances your audio playback experience by addressing the interaction of your audio gear's circuitry with ambient electromagnetic phenomena and modifying this interplay. The Blackbody takes advantage of the quantum nature of particle interaction, and is therefore able to permeate metal, plastic, wood, and other barriers to affect the circuitry inside your components. This altered electromagnetic influence results in profoundly improved sound quality.

Basically, it cleans up audio imperfections that may or may not arise from your gear's interaction with ambient electromagnetic phenomena. Supposedly, this creates a super-clean sound that even "non-audiophiles" can appreciate. Oh, and did I mention that it costs $959? Sounds like a scam to me, but then again, I'm not the person to ask about the validity of this technology. If you are, take a look at the product page and let us all know if it's actually real science. [LessLoss via Engadget]




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LessLoss BlackBody: improve your sound for just $959 and your sense of reason
The high-end audio market has always been more about marketing than about music, but it's hard to say if we've ever seen a product as phenomenally insane as the LessLoss BlackBody, a $959 block of plastic that designer Louis Motek says "takes advantage of the quantum nature of particle interaction" to improve your stereo's sound quality by simply being in the same room. How? "Your gear's radiation is transformed into room-temperature blackbody radiation." Yeah -- and that's just the tip of this crazy iceberg. We can't say we believe it for a second, but LessLoss says that the BlackBody is so effective at altering "electromagnetic ambient conditions" that the quality improvement is obvious to "even non-audiophiles" listening to "a noisy home PC playing through your average SoundBlaster." That sounds like a challenge to us -- hit us up, LessLoss.

LessLoss BlackBody: improve your sound for just $959 and your sense of reason originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:06:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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Wattgate 381 “Audio Grade” Socket Is For Suckers Only [Snake Oil]

The Wattgate "Audio Grade" wall socket costs a mere $147, but the crisp, unmatchable sound it helps create in your home will craft the kind of priceless memories that last a lifetime.

It's all bullshit, of course. Like Monster Cable and that $500 Denon Ethernet cable, there's more snake oil flowing through this "premium" socket than anything else.

And as with that Denon Ethernet cable, the comments from "satisfied users" are what really make this product worth "investigating." Buyer beware. [Parts Express via Boing Boing]




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Video: Pocket Pain Doctor is the worst iPhone app. Ever.
The Pocket Pain Doctor is an iPhone app "guaranteed to invigorate your mind" and rid you of such pesky things as fatigue, drowsiness, and acne. Of course, it also has all the telltale signs of a swindle: fake trademark claims on the terms Bluwave and Redwave (which belong to Starkey Labs for hearing aids and American Banknote for RFID tags, respectively), "clinical proof" that has nothing to do with the product, and the faux sophistication of using "exacting nanometers" to adjust the, uh, brightness. Cherry on the cake? It's made by the same creepy one-man clown show responsible for the Pocket Cemetery app.

Read - Pocket Pain Doctor website
Read - US Patent and Trademark Office

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Video: Pocket Pain Doctor is the worst iPhone app. Ever. originally appeared on Engadget on Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:06:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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