If you begin anything with "this might seem strange and offensive," then stop. Seriously, just stop. Don't be like this guy who posted on Craigslist searching for a double amputee to be part of his Chewbacca-carrying-C3PO-around Star Wars costume.
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I'm ashamed to even be in the same country as this guy. Geezus freakin' Christ. [Some Country For Old Men]
